I have some jokes for you to read and laugh about!
1. What did the snowman order at McDonalds?---Iceburgers with chilli sauce!
2. How can a snowman lose weight?---He waits until it's warmer!
3. What did the snowman smell?---Carrots!!!
4. What is the difference between snowmen and snowladies?---Snowballs!!!
5.What often falls at the north pole but doesnt hurt itself?---snow!
6.Why is Santa saying "oh, oh, oh!"?---He is walking backwards!
7.Who gives presents and bites people?---Santa Jaws!
8.What is Santa's wife called?---Mary Christmas!
9.What goes red white, red white...?---Santa rolling down a hill!
10.What do you get if you cross christmas food with a duck?---Christmas Quakers!
11.What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?---Santa Clues!
12.What does vampires put on their turckey at christmas?---grave-y!
13.What do penguins sing at christmas?---'Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!'
14.What's a child's favorite king at Christmas?---stock-KING!
15.What did the cow say at Christmas?---Mooey Christmas!
There! I hope you liked my jokes. Merry Christmas everyone!
Xinyu
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sorry i forgot to write my name when i posted my jokes. The Christmas Jokes was done by me (Xinyu)
Dude, those jokes were so bad I was laughing for entirely different reasons...but I laughed, so thanks!
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